Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
