so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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