Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
pop tarts are not kleenex
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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