This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
