Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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