He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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