She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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