She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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