I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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