I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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