Have you finally orgasmed yet?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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