Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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