wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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