I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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