Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
So. Much. Porn.
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