you guys were way drunker than both of me
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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