Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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