I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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