i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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