It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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