She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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