HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
