let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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