remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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