Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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