nut hugger
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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