oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
