Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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