at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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