Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Randomize
