Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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