is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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