if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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