Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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