My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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