yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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