theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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