if you like me you must not know who I am
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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