Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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