Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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