brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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