Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
It was confusing and full of hummus
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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