we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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