How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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