just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
false alarm, still single
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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