I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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