I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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