i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My life is pants optional.
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