Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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