Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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