you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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