He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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