I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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